New Indian Constitution

I think it is high time that we once more amend our respected and revered constitution. I am no expert on constitution who can interpret like Mullas can interpret Quran as to their whims and fancies. Being a 'Mango Man' I shall state my ideas in the most primitive and blunt matter.//////////// /   We the people of India having been subjected to all sorts of discrimination and slight at the hands of the world community here by rewrite our Constitution to ward of any such attempts from the world community in future. Once this amendment is passed by the both houses of Parliaments and duly signed by our honourable president it will cancel our earlier Constitution. /////  Our Constitution shall over ride all other International Laws, Conventions, Norms, Unwritten practices and all such things within the Republic of India and in all places where its laws hold good as stated in the previous constitution. It will be acceptable to foray into foreign territories and get any offender and make law applicable. Once the offender has put his foot in India territory Indian laws will apply irrespective of the fact whethr the original crime was committed in a foreign land. No diplomats will enjoy any blanket immunity. Whatever immunity he wants to claim will be given at the pleasure of the President of India who can get any advice from law ministry. Any diplomat who cheats is liable to be put on a donkey with face blackened and seated backwards. He will be wearing a garland made of old chappals. The useless and jobless people will be given an allowance of Rs.100/- to boo the diplomat and follow. (Since I have run out of ideas on how the diplomat can be further humiliated this article will continue after a very longish break)